Friday, May 11, 2007

Biggest Box Office Flop

This is really funny....and sad...but more funny than sad.

"One of the most widely recognized aspects of Zyzzyx Road is its notably low box office draw. The film is the lowest grossing film of all time, earning just $30 at the box office from exactly six patrons. Unofficially, its opening weekend netted twenty dollars. The ten dollar difference is due to a personal refund by Grillo to makeup artist Sheila Moore, who had worked on the film, and her friend."

WikiPedia Link

I wonder...

What kind of crappy movies would you have to rent from NetFlix to end up with this one on your auto rental list?

My guesses would be:

Ishtar

The Spanish Prisoner

Pee-Wee Goes to the Movies - in 3D!

Muppets vs. Mothra

Mothra vs. Kahn

That teenie bop movie where the nerdy girl takes off her glasses and puts on a red dress and then she's totally the hottest and most popular girl ever. The frickin' movie could have been 5 minutes long and they could fill the rest of the screen time with toothpaste commericals and it would be a thousand times better! I mean, what a crock of holy shit!

Godfather Part III
(I own this movie, trust me, it totally sucks)

Godzilla vs. Kahn
(so I guess you know you wins Mothra vs. Kahn now - sorry to spoil that one for you)

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