Monday, February 11, 2008

Top Ten

Top Ten signs That You Ride Your Bike Too Much
  • You can tell when someone has their back brake open...from three bike lengths away.
  • Your monthly budget has line items in it for Gel Packs, Cyto-Max, CO2 refills and boots.
  • You actually know that a boot doesn't go on your foot.
  • When you are driving up a steep hill you think, "Hmmm, 38/23 or 38/25?"
  • You know that Rim Tape and Carbon Cages are not sex toys.
  • You know what the word echelon means.
  • Your laundry loads are divided into: whites, colors and stuff that must be dry by 8 AM Saturday morning.
  • When you are shirtless, it still looks like you have a t-shirt on thanks to that awesome tan!
  • When you are driving in your car you point out holes in the road to other drivers behind you.
  • When you are stuffed up you think, "Tissue or Snot-Rocket?"

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Ahhh, I remember those days! ;0)

BTW: I'd forgotten how entertaining you could be! Hope to be back in the saddle soon but I am sure all I'll see of you is your butt in the distance!